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The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400

“Might makes right”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Viking Europe

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Kampfgruppe 400

Population46.135 billion

CapitalMetalopolis
LeaderThe Metal God
FaithHeavy Metal

Currencyimperium
Animalshark

The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Metal God with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 46.135 billion Metalheads are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metalopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampfgruppe 400ian economy, worth an astonishing 25,149 trillion imperiums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 545,120 imperiums, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,783,857 per year while the poor average 58,760, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

Decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, a rusted hulk in Metalopolis harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Viking Europe, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Kampfgruppe 400. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampfgruppe 400's national animal is the shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heavy Metal.

Kampfgruppe 400 is ranked 8th in the world and 1st in Viking Europe for Safest, scoring 320.65 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Top
1%
Safest: 8thLowest Crime Rates: 64thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 66thHighest Economic Output: 71stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72ndLargest Mining Sector: 96thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 120thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 123rdLargest Governments: 155thLargest Agricultural Sector: 251stLargest Insurance Industry: 262ndHighest Average Incomes: 334thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 427thLargest Populations: 450thMost Advanced Public Transport: 549thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 598thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 735thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 842ndMost Patriotic: 911thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,030thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,155thMost Efficient Economies: 2,621stMost Conservative: 3,058thTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,498thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,593rdFattest Citizens: 4,694thMost Developed: 4,777thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,427thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,806thMost Influential: 6,256thSmartest Citizens: 6,889thMost Avoided: 7,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,154thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,896thRudest Citizens: 11,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,416thMost Authoritarian: 14,419thTop
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 17,909thMost Devout: 20,211thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 27,462ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 31,564th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kampfgruppe 400's influence in Viking Europe rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Kampfgruppe 400, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Kampfgruppe 400.
  • : Following new legislation in Kampfgruppe 400, the army consists of only generals and grunts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kampfgruppe 400, a rusted hulk in Metalopolis harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Viking Europe.
  • : Kampfgruppe 400 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Kampfgruppe 400 lodged a message on the Viking Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Kampfgruppe 400 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Kampfgruppe 400 lodged a message on the Viking Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Kampfgruppe 400 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Kampfgruppe 400 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors and the Top 10% for Most Dead.

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