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The Federal Republic of Kanlidia

“Ya can't undone whatcha done did” Juan Punchman

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific



Population10.201 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.201 billion Kanlidians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 2,405 trillion Kias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 235,774 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes. Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 204,673rd in the world and 9,537th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -31.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 274thNicest Citizens: 282ndMost Inclusive: 347thMost Pacifist: 387thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 423rdBest Weather: 478thMost Valuable International Artwork: 497thMost Cheerful Citizens: 540thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 624thMost Developed: 631stMost Beautiful Environments: 640thMost Influential: 676thMost Efficient Economies: 723rdLongest Average Lifespans: 726thHealthiest Citizens: 786thMost Cultured: 851stMost Advanced Public Education: 898thMost Rebellious Youth: 963rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,002ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,017thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,118thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,120thLargest Governments: 1,172ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,217thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,319thSmartest Citizens: 1,364thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,802ndSafest: 1,925thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,035thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,103rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,994thHighest Average Incomes: 3,994thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,017thHighest Economic Output: 5,792ndMost Secular: 7,758thMost Stationary: 8,079thTop
Nudest: 10,716th
Nicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 44th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 50th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 92nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 95th in the regionTop
Safest: 104th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 237th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 295th in the regionNudest: 389th in the regionMost Secular: 427th in the regionLargest Populations: 473rd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 768th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 853rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 910th in the region

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