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Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: Lakes in Finland
The Federation of Kannonselka Lake is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.305 billion Kannonselka Lakeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 43.1%.
The very strong Kannonselka Lakean economy, worth 103 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,462 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kannonselka Lake, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kannonselka Lake's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kannonselka Lake is ranked 122,087th in the world and 170th in Lakes in Finland for Nicest Citizens, with 13.62 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kannonselka Lake.
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Kannonselka Lakean Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, cars are banned.
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in
Kannonselka Lake, school football matches are usually five-a-side.