The Dual Republics of Kanokla is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Alex de la Fontaine with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.353 billion Kanoklies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanoklan economy, worth a remarkable 1,739 trillion Ameris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 185,944 Ameris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang. Crime is totally unknown. Kanokla's national animal is the North American bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Universal Secularism.

Kanokla is ranked 2,666^th in the world and 42^nd in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 18,679.8 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.