The Commonwealth of Kanshitamahide is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Xai Huajima with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.118 billion Kanshians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kianji City. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanshitamahidean economy, worth 287 trillion Tamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 135,582 Tamas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Kanshitamahide to be bombproof, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanshitamahide's national animal is the Kitsune, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kohkaism.

Kanshitamahide is ranked 220,571^st in the world and 93^rd in Aspen for Most Conservative, scoring 48.42 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.