The Santa of Kantobliv is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Santa with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.6 billion Kantians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ultra Oblivew Metropolis. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kantoblivian economy, worth a remarkable 3,495 trillion P$s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,429 P$s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, bad punctuation has come to a full stop, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown. Kantobliv's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Elemental Nature's Balance.

Kantobliv is ranked 1,191^st in the world and 3^rd in The Union of Democratic States for Safest, scoring 159.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.