Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Lazarus
Population | 8.276 billion |
Capital | Szbedansk |
Leader | Szebdin Olymotzky |
Faith | Loyalty |
Currency | Gelder |
Animal | Black Eagle |
The Empire and Her Commonwealth of Kanzlia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Szebdin Olymotzky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.276 billion Kanzlians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Szbedansk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Kanzlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion Gelders a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,454 Gelders, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
The nation tends not to learn from its history, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanzlia's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Loyalty.
Kanzlia is ranked 197,597th in the world and 5,117th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 50.3776413694 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kanzlia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
- : Kanzlia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
- : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
- : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Kanzlia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
- : Following new legislation in Kanzlia, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.