The Rogue Nation of Kaoia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Xēi Mogu with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.656 billion Lei enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamei. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lei economy, worth 302 trillion Lilies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,959 Lilies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, Xēi Mogu's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Kaoia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaoia's national animal is the Lei Koi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaoia is ranked 220,128^th in the world and 3,792^nd in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 6.87 flags saluted per person per day.