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The Republic of Kaozakstan

“Feed the Right Wolf” The Great Kahuna

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population21.309 billion

LeaderThe Great Kahuna


The Republic of Kaozakstan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Great Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.309 billion Kaozakstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaokamamipolis. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kaozakstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,115 trillion Kollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,290 Kollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra Kollars Kaozakstanians can get new driving records with their new cars, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaozakstan's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaozakstan is ranked 3,644th in the world and 209th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.53 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 897thMost Stationary: 1,289thMost Influential: 1,327thBest Weather: 2,398thTop
Safest: 2,497thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,436thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,644thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,327thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,534thNicest Citizens: 5,321stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,402ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,033rdLargest Populations: 6,212thHealthiest Citizens: 6,799thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,924thMost Pacifist: 7,213thHighest Economic Output: 7,623rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,050thMost Cultured: 9,139thLowest Crime Rates: 9,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,766thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,437thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,023rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,644thLargest Governments: 16,385thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,562ndMost Inclusive: 19,105thMost Devout: 19,490thMost Developed: 20,617thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,109thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,412thMost Income Equality: 23,452nd
Most Stationary: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionTop
Safest: 138th in the regionBest Weather: 160th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 178th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 230th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 239th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 271st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 271st in the regionNicest Citizens: 318th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 334th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 344th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 399th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 414th in the regionMost Pacifist: 419th in the regionMost Cultured: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 479th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 496th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 547th in the regionMost Influential: 548th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 624th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 781st in the regionLargest Governments: 808th in the regionMost Devout: 863rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 914th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 978th in the region

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