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The Republic of Kaozakstan

“Feed the Right Wolf” The Great Kahuna

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population20.118 billion

LeaderThe Great Kahuna


The Republic of Kaozakstan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 20.118 billion Kaozakstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaokamamipolis. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kaozakstanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Kollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,529 Kollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaozakstan's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaozakstan is ranked 202,035th in the world and 8,842nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 861stMost Influential: 1,270thMost Stationary: 1,349thTop
Safest: 2,560thBest Weather: 2,594thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,521stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,733rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,391stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,809thNicest Citizens: 5,026thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,250thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,606thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,260thLargest Populations: 6,335thHealthiest Citizens: 6,852ndMost Pacifist: 7,142ndLongest Average Lifespans: 7,356thHighest Economic Output: 7,560thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,456thMost Cultured: 9,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,724thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,240thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,951stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,672ndSmartest Citizens: 14,633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,537thLargest Governments: 16,550thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,789thMost Devout: 17,800thMost Inclusive: 18,686thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,871stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,332nd
Most Stationary: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionTop
Safest: 142nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 163rd in the regionBest Weather: 167th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 251st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 264th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290th in the regionNicest Citizens: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 316th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 333rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Pacifist: 406th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 438th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 462nd in the regionMost Cultured: 465th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 489th in the regionMost Influential: 515th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 534th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 601st in the regionMost Devout: 763rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 777th in the regionLargest Governments: 801st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 890th in the region

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