The Former Regional Overseer of Kapitalistiske is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.812 billion Kapitalists are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Captislo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kapitalistean economy, worth a remarkable 5,532 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 253,640 Bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,428,329 per year while the poor average 22,209, a ratio of 64.3 to 1.

There's a mortuary next to every Kapitalistean restaurant, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted, politicians look weirdly alike, and advanced mathematics books explain how two plus two equals five. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kapitalistiske's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kapitalistiske is ranked 294,034^th in the world and 2^nd in Benevolent Capitalism for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.57 law-abiding acts per hour.