The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 32.608 billion Chalmets enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 9,586 trillion Show Me Da Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 293,991 Show Me Da Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 917,638 per year while the poor average 72,319, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

Doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, bar brawls are an hourly occurrence, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 268,918^th in the world and 102^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Secular, with 11.87 Atheism Rate.