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The Federation of Karula National Park

“Estonian National Parks”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: National Parks of Estonia

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Karula National Park

Population934 million

Currencygamble
Animalgamble

The Federation of Karula National Park is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 934 million Karula National Parkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.1%.

The very strong Karula National Parkian economy, worth 66.0 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,682 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karula National Park's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Karula National Park is ranked 68,785th in the world and 1st in National Parks of Estonia for Nudest, with 192.25 cheeks per square mile.

Top
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,198thMost Armed: 11,818thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,401stTop
10%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18,145thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,057thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,058thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30,613th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Karula National Park was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Karula National Park, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Karula National Park, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
  • : Following new legislation in Karula National Park, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Karula National Park, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Karula National Park, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Karula National Park was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Karula National Park, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Karula National Park, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Karula National Park, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.

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