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The Republic of Kashyyyyyyyk

“Yeah, we know there's 4 extra y's.” Chief Wooooookie

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Testregionia

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Kashyyyyyyyk

Population6.409 billion

CapitalRwookrrorro
LeaderChief Wooooookie
Faithuhhh

Currencyyodan
Animalleaflizard

The Republic of Kashyyyyyyyk is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Chief Wooooookie with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.409 billion Kashyyyyyyykians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rwookrrorro. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kashyyyyyyykian economy, worth 571 trillion yodans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is 89,108 yodans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, solid-gold toilets are Kashyyyyyyykian prisons' least expensive furnishings, and hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Chief Wooooookie a filthy revisionist traitor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kashyyyyyyyk's national animal is the leaflizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is uhhh.

Kashyyyyyyyk is ranked 275,326th in the world and 34th in Testregionia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.6 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,079thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,440thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,051stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,079thSafest: 3,288thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,372ndNicest Citizens: 3,524thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,481stBest Weather: 4,992ndMost Inclusive: 5,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,998thHealthiest Citizens: 6,456thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,617thHighest Food Quality: 6,677thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,748thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,798thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,444thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,835thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,455thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,797thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,272ndMost Cultured: 12,473rdMost Rebellious Youth: 14,299thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 14,787thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,457thMost Income Equality: 17,435thLargest Governments: 17,637thLowest Crime Rates: 18,278thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,557th
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5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Chief Wooooookie a filthy revisionist traitor.
  • : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, solid-gold toilets are Kashyyyyyyykian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, economic planning is exalted as a human art form.
  • : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, "Chief Wooooookie got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kashyyyyyyyk, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Kashyyyyyyyk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Kashyyyyyyyk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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