by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Confederacy of Kawastyselir

“In love, all are free”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Forest



Population15.405 billion

LeaderThe Web of Chiefs


The Confederacy of Kawastyselir is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Web of Chiefs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.405 billion Kawas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waysir. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The enormous but sluggish Kawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Kastels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,728 Kastels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Web of Chiefs panders to nontraditional families, Kawastyselir is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Kawas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawastyselir's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kawastyselir is ranked 102,506th in the world and 259th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 409thMost Pacifist: 449thMost Beautiful Environments: 609thMost Compassionate Citizens: 702ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 705thSafest: 719thBest Weather: 723rdNicest Citizens: 743rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 862ndMost Influential: 993rdMost Inclusive: 1,080thLargest Governments: 1,302ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,463rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,589thLowest Crime Rates: 1,684thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,701stMost Cultured: 1,720thHealthiest Citizens: 1,765thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,268thSmartest Citizens: 2,393rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,532ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,561stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,699thMost Stationary: 6,299thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,126thNudest: 11,212thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,988thLargest Populations: 15,226thHighest Economic Output: 17,051st
Most Stationary: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Income Equality: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 37th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionNudest: 39th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 40th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts