The Confederacy of Kawastyselir is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Web of Chiefs with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.405 billion Kawas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waysir. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The enormous but sluggish Kawan economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Kastels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,728 Kastels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Web of Chiefs panders to nontraditional families, Kawastyselir is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Kawas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kawastyselir's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kawastyselir is ranked 102,506^th in the world and 259^th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 67 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.