Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Barbaria
Population | 9.121 billion |
Capital | Tariv |
Leader | Sultan Börat Yütürk II |
Faith | Yellowism |
Currency | Yan |
Animal | Crimson Eagle |
The Sultanate of Kazakborat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sultan Börat Yütürk II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.121 billion Kazaks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tariv. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.
The powerhouse Kazak economy, worth 750 trillion Yans a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 82,297 Yans, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazakborat's national animal is the Crimson Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yellowism.
Kazakborat is ranked 265,233rd in the world and 148th in Barbaria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kazakborat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful.
- : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, charity fundraisers often resemble minstrel shows.
- : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
- : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
- : Kazakborat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
- : Following new legislation in Kazakborat, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Kazak democracy.