The Kingdom of Kazhinskia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Sevestan Ivania-Kaliomar II with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.182 billion Kazhinskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilamonterra. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kazhinskian economy, worth 342 trillion ₭ragels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,481 ₭ragels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, many aides in Sevestan Ivania-Kaliomar II's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", and obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazhinskia's national animal is the Kazhi Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ivakazmahnism and Kazmahnism.

Kazhinskia is ranked 251,587^th in the world and 3,954^th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 22,247.88 Standard Monetary Units.