The United Socialist States of KCCCP 276 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.352 billion KCCCP 276ians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant KCCCP 276ian economy, worth 97.1 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,379 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KCCCP 276's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KCCCP 276 is ranked 102,669^th in the world and 1^st in Zartarium Prime for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.56 law-abiding acts per hour.