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The Universal Vibes of Keetmanshoop

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Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Osiris

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Keetmanshoop

Population30.714 billion

CapitalKeetmanshoop

CurrencyDollar
AnimalLion

The Universal Vibes of Keetmanshoop is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.714 billion Keetmanshoopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keetmanshoop. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Keetmanshoopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,541 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,852 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,188,457 per year while the poor average 4,224, a ratio of 281 to 1.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, tumbleweeds made of litter adorn city streets, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keetmanshoop's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Keetmanshoop is ranked 234,130th in the world and 7,024th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.21361014328 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 326thHighest Crime Rates: 711thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 741stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 986thMost Armed: 1,162ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,263rdMost Avoided: 1,394thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,489thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,632ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,871stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,128thFattest Citizens: 2,266thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,228thHighest Economic Output: 3,895thLargest Populations: 4,092ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,101stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,411thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,409thLargest Mining Sector: 12,433rdLargest Retail Industry: 12,957thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,399thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,537thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,806thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 15,752ndNudest: 16,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,706thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,368thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,714thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,117thHighest Average Incomes: 23,024thSmartest Citizens: 24,802ndMost Efficient Economies: 28,180th
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Highest Drug Use: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 77th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 80th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 100th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 101st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 121st in the regionFattest Citizens: 140th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 202nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 230th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 300th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 343rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 418th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 585th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 591st in the regionRudest Citizens: 596th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 604th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 726th in the regionNudest: 732nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 806th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 821st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 830th in the region

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