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The Honest Farmer of Keland Vica

“It's Honest Work” Keland Vica

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Card Farm

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Keland Vica

Population8.221 billion

CapitalThe Farm
LeaderKeland Vica

CurrencyBank
AnimalFarmer

The Honest Farmer of Keland Vica is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Keland Vica with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.221 billion Keland Vicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Farm. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Keland Vican economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 147,186 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, citizens must pay to enjoy Keland Vica's pristine beaches, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Keland Vica will pay them to stop, and citizens who want to celebrate the holidays generally deck the halls with old newspaper trimmings and dirty socks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keland Vica's national animal is the Farmer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Keland Vica is ranked 104,713th in the world and 1st in Card Farm for Most Stationary, with 407.59055164188 days.

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5%
Most Avoided: 4,703rdNudest: 4,851stLargest Black Market: 5,237thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,736thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,597thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,447thLargest Retail Industry: 14,468thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,023rdLargest Mining Sector: 15,286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,646thMost Devout: 15,679thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,902ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,911thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,652ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,616thHighest Average Incomes: 23,286thHighest Economic Output: 23,427thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,135thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,770thMost Developed: 28,161stMost Efficient Economies: 28,347th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keland Vica's influence in Card Farm rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Keland Vica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Keland Vica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Keland Vica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Keland Vica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Keland Vica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Keland Vica's influence in Card Farm fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Keland Vica updated the World Factbook entry in Card Farm.
  • : Keland Vica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Keland Vica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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