The Federation of Kellojarvi-Korpijarvi Lake is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.193 billion Kellojarvi-Korpijarvi Lakeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.9%.

The powerhouse Kellojarvi-Korpijarvi Lakean economy, worth 60.0 trillion gambles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,332 gambles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 147,254 per year while the poor average 13,577, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kellojarvi-Korpijarvi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kellojarvi-Korpijarvi Lake is ranked 67,368^th in the world and 144^th in Lakes in Finland for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,224.98 on the Societal Mobility Rating.