The United States of KellyanneConway is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Mole population. The hard-working population of 1.148 billion KellyanneConwayians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The KellyanneConwayian economy, worth 47.3 trillion Facts a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,233 Facts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KellyanneConway's national animal is the Mole, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

KellyanneConway is ranked 121,518^th in the world and 1^st in East Europeia for Largest Black Market, with 283 billion Standard Monetary Units.