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LEGENDARY CARDS

Anarchy
“Death to all fanatics!”
Game Mod
Largest Populations: 950th Highest Economic Output: 1,392nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,497th
31.484 billion Frisbeeterians. Smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat meliorem?”
Separatist Peoples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 193
Least Corrupt Governments: 513th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 645th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 840th
14.66 billion Separatists. Infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare.

EPIC CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Through blood, we endure.”
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 161st Largest Mining Sector: 276th Most Avoided: 375th
21.431 billion Huerdaen. Barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Most Avoided: 3rd
34.874 billion Nak Nakians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Ignorance is Bliss”
Lowest Crime Rates: 6th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th Most Corrupt Governments: 17th
14.218 billion Tzulandians. Deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Authoritarian Democracy
“Gain by Brain”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd Best Weather: 2nd Healthiest Citizens: 7th
28.543 billion Enrichmentians. Ban on automobiles, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“All Hail Flobos!!! Or not. We're pretty liberal on that”
Most Beautiful Environments: 193rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 205th Healthiest Citizens: 211th
27.88 billion Flobs. Daily referendums, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Solidarity forever-health and freedom for everyone now!”
Most Inclusive: 28th Nicest Citizens: 58th Most Compassionate Citizens: 61st
14.326 billion citizens. Keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Give Me Glorious Victory Or Give Me Honorable Death”
Most Devout: 40th Most Subsidized Industry: 46th Most Corrupt Governments: 67th
14.492 billion Flarbinians. Public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and infamous sell-swords.
SEASON ONE
Free-Market Paradise
“Outta my way!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 39th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 58th Highest Economic Output: 66th
32.424 billion RightWingConservatives. Keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Morte ao capitalismo! Viva o SOCIALISMO!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 76th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 80th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th
17.746 billion Portuguese Workersians. Ban on automobiles, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Forever adjusting the scales of balance.”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 130th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th Largest Publishing Industry: 418th
17.994 billion Lordiethians. Sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Be free to oppress your neighbor -mainly Feland-”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 119th Safest: 151st Most Advanced Public Transport: 271st
31.112 billion Rowarriorlandians. Ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Everything for the General”
Largest Insurance Industry: 94th Highest Economic Output: 152nd Largest Mining Sector: 209th
27.479 billion Natvians. Keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
Left-wing Utopia
“Meow!”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 321st Most Rebellious Youth: 325th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 328th
26.935 billion Asylum Managerians. Rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Talk softly, but carry a singlestick”
Most Influential: 539th Most Cultured: 901st Largest Publishing Industry: 939th
22.716 billion Bears. Frequent executions, smutty television, and absence of drug laws.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“'Mochel dan yr ambarel a cherdded fel brenhines”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 80th Most Cultured: 128th Nicest Citizens: 150th
18.251 billion Iechyd Danau. National health service, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Богове, Честь, Ойчызна”
Largest Publishing Industry: 43rd Most Scientifically Advanced: 46th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 59th
31.442 billion Дагнисцы. National health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The Vanguard of Aztlán!”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 170th Healthiest Citizens: 341st Highest Economic Output: 371st
33.091 billion Nahuas. Compulsory military service, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Baby, Sweetheart, Would I Lie To You?”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 425th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 711th Highest Disposable Incomes: 889th
19.176 billion Scinans Subscriber. Smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion.
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Radical equality and inclusion”
Most Rebellious Youth: 21st Most Advanced Public Education: 34th Smartest Citizens: 58th
15.587 billion Graofanians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Omnia Merdae Sunt”
Fattest Citizens: 207th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 208th Most Armed: 241st
15.623 billion Awesomelandians. Keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“If you’re poor, then sod off.”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 46th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 109th
11.165 billion Nexonans. Enslaved workforce, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
New York Times Democracy
“Its all about power”
Largest Governments: 27th Highest Average Tax Rates: 34th Highest Poor Incomes: 45th
10.945 billion Kyldellians. Anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Freedom is the sovereign right of all kyldellians”
Largest Governments: 63rd Highest Poor Incomes: 78th Highest Average Tax Rates: 79th
10.907 billion Kyldellians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Ours is the Sword that Guards the Merge.”
Largest Welfare Programs: 363rd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 650th Highest Average Tax Rates: 750th
8.83 billion Neptumousians. Ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates.
Right-wing Utopia
“Ad orbem per Homines - To the world through Mankind”
Largest Gambling Industry: 75th Largest Retail Industry: 108th Rudest Citizens: 127th
5.51 billion Ordenzans. Flagrant waste-dumping, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos.
Left-wing Utopia
“Proletarians of all countries, unite!”
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 426th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 811th Most Inclusive: 902nd
6.703 billion Leninkravites. Rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare.

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“It's time to get jakked up”
Forum Mod
Jakker was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 112
Most Stationary: 6,359th Largest Populations: 8,737th Most Income Equality: 11,113th
14.941 billion Jakkerians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Truth needs not many words”
Most Efficient Economies: 341st Largest Agricultural Sector: 890th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,867th
15.584 billion Midrasians. Zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and strictly enforced bedtime.
SEASON ONE
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