The Empire of Kensor is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 209 million Fish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Environment, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kensorian economy, worth 4.45 trillion soroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 21,278 soroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", "Mad Max: Returning Again to Barrydrome" is this year's unexpected summer blockbuster, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, and appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kensor's national animal is the Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kensor is ranked 293,229^th in the world and 6^th in New Chiken for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8.72 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.