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The Europa Centurian Kollektiv of Kerbal Kind

“Resistance is futile and death is irrelevant” AR3S-7

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Rgnl Assembly of Intergalactic Nations


Kerbal Kind

Population4.372 billion


CurrencyGeopBrontoYottaKiloPetaExabyte of Data
AnimalSuper Duper Slav

The Europa Centurian Kollektiv of Kerbal Kind is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by AR3S-7 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.372 billion Centurians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AD-22B. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Centurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion GeopBrontoYottaKiloPetaExabytes of Data a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 229,728 GeopBrontoYottaKiloPetaExabytes of Data, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All", abattoirs are running at full capacity in response to skyrocketing demand, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kerbal Kind's national animal is the Super Duper Slav, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Krakenism.

Kerbal Kind is ranked 16,936th in the world and 2nd in Rgnl Assembly of Intergalactic Nations for Most Extreme, scoring 38.97 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 1,000thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,006thLowest Crime Rates: 1,643rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,813thMost Developed: 1,824thMost Secular: 1,980thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,819thLargest Governments: 3,277thHealthiest Citizens: 3,607thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,731stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,271stHighest Average Incomes: 4,310thMost Efficient Economies: 4,533rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,065thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,362ndMost Authoritarian: 5,395thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,591stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,556thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,957thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,547thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,611thMost Income Equality: 10,278thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 10,638thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,950thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,749thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,919thHighest Economic Output: 16,705thMost Extreme: 16,936thMost Conservative: 17,107thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,771st
Most Developed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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