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The United States of Keri Kelli

“Where's the Top Hat?”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Keri Kelli

Population7.986 billion

CapitalHere's To Us

CurrencyVampire Money
Animalpanda

The United States of Keri Kelli is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 7.986 billion Keri Kellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Here's To Us. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Keri Kellian economy, worth 608 trillion Vampire Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,241 Vampire Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keri Kelli's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keri Kelli is ranked 114,048th in the world and 2,393rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 341.08590670488 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,279thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,398thSafest: 6,042ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,224thBest Weather: 8,573rdMost Secular: 10,617thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,877thHealthiest Citizens: 13,126thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,354thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,844thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,088thLowest Crime Rates: 15,365thMost Influential: 19,564thMost Pacifist: 20,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 21,598thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,204thMost Developed: 26,552nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionSafest: 137th in the regionBest Weather: 218th in the regionMost Secular: 276th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 280th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 326th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 338th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 346th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 347th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 356th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 458th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 476th in the regionMost Pacifist: 490th in the regionMost Influential: 521st in the regionMost Developed: 603rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.
  • : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.
  • : Keri Kelli was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, a handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, people regularly disappear off the streets and all evidence of them is destroyed.
  • : Keri Kelli was endorsed by The Empire of New French Nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Keri Kelli, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street.

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