The Holy Roman Empire of Keswickholt is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Holy Empress Charlotte of Keswickholt with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 11.474 billion Keswickholtians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Keswickholt. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Keswickholtian economy, worth a remarkable 2,902 trillion Imperial Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 252,936 Imperial Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, the passport doubles as a birth certificate, Holy Empress Charlotte of Keswickholt steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and voting is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keswickholt's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Keswickholt is ranked 28,757^th in the world and 104^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,530.73 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.