The Holy Empire of Keunei is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 290 million Keunaki live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Keunaki economy, worth 13.3 trillion Jeweled Nazars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 45,709 Jeweled Nazars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 284,727 per year while the poor average 3,138, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

Citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, people eagerly queue days at A&E to wait for their free healthcare, sausages are seldom seen in the supermarket, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keunei's national animal is the Ouroboros, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Keunei is ranked 309,615^th in the world and 93^rd in RGBN for Most Conservative, scoring 11.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.