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The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines

“Coffee good”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Keurig Machines

Population1.399 billion

LeaderRobert Gamgort

Animalcoffee maker

The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.399 billion Keurigians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 156 trillion K-Cups a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,106 K-Cups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money grows on trees, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keurig Machines is ranked 17,442nd in the world and 883rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 69.55 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 774thMost Influential: 1,347thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,015thNicest Citizens: 5,685thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,730thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,811thMost Inclusive: 6,853rdBest Weather: 7,330thMost Pacifist: 8,181stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,363rdSafest: 9,700thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,182ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,890thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,005thMost Developed: 11,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,736thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,394thSmartest Citizens: 13,344thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,230thLowest Crime Rates: 14,316thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,575thMost Secular: 17,442ndMost Cultured: 18,496thMost Efficient Economies: 19,375thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,583rdLargest Governments: 22,901st
Least Corrupt Governments: 230th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 283rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 320th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Inclusive: 417th in the regionBest Weather: 428th in the regionMost Pacifist: 472nd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 529th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 534th in the regionMost Influential: 548th in the regionSafest: 557th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 586th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 614th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 647th in the regionMost Developed: 663rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 704th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 713th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 715th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 718th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 755th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 761st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 818th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 848th in the regionMost Secular: 883rd in the regionMost Cultured: 933rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keurig Machines endorsed The Evil Lady of Nimarya.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Keurig Machines was endorsed by The Evil Lady of Nimarya.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, money grows on trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Keurig Machines, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 227 » Yaorozu, Lulubellia, Highton Islands, Prydania, Dabarastan, Pallaith, El Fiji Grande, Ibarkla, Omnistria, Aerilia, Ethnon, New Lakemba, Sunto, Runeda, Sundred, Liminyj, Dreadton, North Bratislava, Guer Aike, Orado, Daiz, Hamerica, Dar es Saalam, Sikol, Koda-Land, Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Zzozona, Outer Shenendoah, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Rhein States, Frances Francis the First of France, Hardscrabble, Wilkshire, Shibutani, Siwale, Draconian Progression, Interdimensional Zone, Godwanna, Votak Matim, Loutsland, Great Bights Mum, East Akra, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Cretox State, Simone Republic, Brucklania, Merconitonitopia, and 177 others.Kragsgale, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, Selfgradatude, Heilhum Imperius, Unsophisticate, Chips and Guac, Republica Guilleana, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Territorio di Nessuno, Seanat, Madjack, Kranostav, Wineclaw, Ravendi, Shadowrik, Former English Colony, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Sil Dorsett, Seenvorland, Vincone Cae, Morover, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Xipher, Pleroma Sans Romans, Pytong, Ozstan, Holy Oranz, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, Innocentic, The Pantheons, Venicea, WeKnow, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Leewood, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Hewani, Climeria, Yellops, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Losiste, Galbadiana, Desvios, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Port Naga, Morgul, Star Kingdom, United Kahndaq, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, Illusia and Neverendia, Feelonia, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, East Supple Lund, R libanon, The Union of Rwanda, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Ergazomenoi, New Bedre, Dakota Territories, Dacian Freelands, Animu Place, Vyata Temor, A Salmon Named Harold, Andanavia, Tachycardia, The Austro Germanic Union, Planes, Darkmondoria, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The Endless Eventide, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Muqatil, Wisconsota, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Laurendon, Tvers, Zemnaya Svoboda, Centrialand, Freyford, Alorca, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, New Michag, Folenz, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Solimun, Clan Spaniel, Travislavania, Trumpski, Maott, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Ice and Tinian, The Ultimate Republic, Kromi, Dangine, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Lol2639, Landfinia, Tyirza, Xyrron, New Celoveniortan, Aryan Homeland, TyGerria, BTProductions, Steampunk Ariel, Mon Island, Qurtuba, ForestMythal, Allevania, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, Britle, Libvillia, Rising Sakura, Tringapore, Solcius, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Boston Castle, Nova Arcania, Fraystonia, Gafflebag, Kastonvia, Capablanca, Mitropola, Perikuresu, Sopernia, Duurania, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Lionia, Sahriastan, Logovets, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, The Calabash Protectorate, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, ROM, Erisoria, and Nimarya.

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