The Commonwealth of Keurig Machines is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robert Gamgort with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.399 billion Keurigians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singleservian. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Keurig Machinesian economy, worth 156 trillion K-Cups a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 112,106 K-Cups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money grows on trees, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keurig Machines's national animal is the coffee maker, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keurig Machines is ranked 17,442^nd in the world and 883^rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 69.55 Atheism Rate.