The United Kingdom of Kezlandville is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 299 million Kezlandvilleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Kez. The average income tax rate is 44.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kezlandvillean economy, worth 26.4 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,324 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Pound mansions, untold millions of Pounds are going into a new government-funded maternity leave scheme, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kezlandville's national animal is the Red Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kezlandville is ranked 213,250^th in the world and 2^nd in Leuka for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 321.38 on the Hickory Productivity Index.