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The Constitutional Monarchy of Khalmia

“Heavens Guide Us”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: The Commonwealth of Independent States

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Khalmia

Population1.511 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animaldove

The Constitutional Monarchy of Khalmia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.511 billion Khalmians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Khalmian economy, worth 104 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 69,463 bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 326,112 per year while the poor average 8,812, a ratio of 37.0 to 1.

Invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Khalmia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Khalmia's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Khalmia is ranked 14,811th in the world and 1st in The Commonwealth of Independent States for Most Avoided, scoring 241.21 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Top
5%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,670thHighest Crime Rates: 4,339thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,805thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,541stFattest Citizens: 8,198thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,193rdTop
10%
Most Armed: 11,285thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,306thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,781stLargest Retail Industry: 13,995thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,275thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,650thMost Avoided: 14,811thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,258thMost Pro-Market: 17,162ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,430thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,609thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,833rdRudest Citizens: 20,197th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khalmia's influence in The Commonwealth of Independent States rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Khalmia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalmia, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalmia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Khalmia, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Khalmia.
  • : Khalmia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Khalmia's influence in The Commonwealth of Independent States rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : Khalmia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Khalmia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Khalmia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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