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The ✵ Dɪᴠɪɴᴇ Sᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴀᴄʏ ✵ of Khoronzon

“i hate togo” Emperor Evehxhas

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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Khoronzon

Population3.413 billion

CapitalVohzhrost
LeaderEmperor Evehxhas
FaithAntiphylaxism

Currencysocial credit point
Animalwestoid

The ✵ Dɪᴠɪɴᴇ Sᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴀᴄʏ ✵ of Khoronzon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Evehxhas with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.413 billion Khoronzonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vohzhrost. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Khoronzonite economy, worth 970 trillion social credit points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 284,465 social credit points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoronzon's national animal is the westoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antiphylaxism.

Khoronzon is ranked 231,127th in the world and 71st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Least Corrupt Governments, with 51.86 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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1%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 581stMost Valuable International Artwork: 601stHighest Poor Incomes: 807thLargest Agricultural Sector: 827thLowest Crime Rates: 903rdLargest Governments: 952ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,006thMost Efficient Economies: 1,046thSmartest Citizens: 1,194thHealthiest Citizens: 1,232ndMost Armed: 1,261stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,591stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,676thMost Devout: 1,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,998thTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,427thHighest Average Incomes: 2,453rdMost Authoritarian: 2,470thMost Cultured: 2,581stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,634thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,456thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,752ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,753rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,227thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,456thSafest: 5,047thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,893rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,896thMost Conservative: 8,459thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,850thTop
10%
Most Developed: 13,117thMost Extreme: 15,641stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,860thHighest Economic Output: 18,723rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,900thMost Income Equality: 20,556th
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5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, Khoronzon has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Khoronzon, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.

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