Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: Psychotic Dictatorships
Population | 3.413 billion |
Capital | Vohzhrost |
Leader | Emperor Evehxhas |
Faith | Antiphylaxism |
Currency | social credit point |
Animal | westoid |
The ✵ Dɪᴠɪɴᴇ Sᴜᴘʀᴇᴍᴀᴄʏ ✵ of Khoronzon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Evehxhas with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.413 billion Khoronzonites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vohzhrost. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Khoronzonite economy, worth 970 trillion social credit points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 284,465 social credit points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khoronzon's national animal is the westoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Antiphylaxism.
Khoronzon is ranked 231,127th in the world and 71st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Least Corrupt Governments, with 51.86 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Khoronzon, every workday begins with group therapy.
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Khoronzon, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
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Khoronzon, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
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Khoronzon, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
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Khoronzon, wishing you had children is considered a sign of child abuse.
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Khoronzon, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
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Khoronzon, Khoronzon has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
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Khoronzon, war criminals are given full state funerals.
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Khoronzon, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
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Khoronzon, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.