The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 40.419 billion Kiasu-langs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 3.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 18,164 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 449,394 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 54,985^th in the world and 658^th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 203.75 cheeks per square mile.