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The Republic of Kiasu-ism

“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Kiasu-ism

Population34.936 billion

LeaderMr Lee

CurrencyPeanut
AnimalHomo Kiasu

The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Lee with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful population of 34.936 billion Kiasu-langs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 13,962 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 399,662 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and Homo Kiasu is one of the most popular forenames in Kiasu-ism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 59,041st in the world and 2,825th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 56.45 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2ndMost Developed: 2ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2ndBest Weather: 9thMost Secular: 14thHighest Food Quality: 27thLeast Corrupt Governments: 29thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30thMost Beautiful Environments: 44thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 46thMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rdSafest: 104thMost Cultured: 141stMost Inclusive: 166thLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rdSmartest Citizens: 207thNicest Citizens: 228thHighest Disposable Incomes: 267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 274thHighest Economic Output: 276thMost Pacifist: 318thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 386thMost Stationary: 387thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 458thHighest Poor Incomes: 487thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 495thMost Compassionate Citizens: 497thLowest Crime Rates: 644thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 756thMost Influential: 902ndHighest Average Incomes: 952ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,678thLargest Populations: 1,763rdMost Patriotic: 2,195thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,238thLargest Governments: 5,755thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,451stTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,190thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,293rd
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionMost Patriotic: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 145th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 443rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 673rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 767th in the regionNudest: 871st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 883rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 964th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Republic of Aflus.
  • : Kiasu-ism was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Dupanda.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, Homo Kiasu is one of the most popular forenames in Kiasu-ism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, most ambassadors from Kiasu-ism retire only a few years after being appointed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiasu-ism, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 274 » Fudgetopia, Darakin, Soem, Curlyhoward, Chubrubs, Ancient Slobovia, Bear Connors Paradiso, Tsunamy, Theorin, Sanden, Drugged Monkeys, Great Scapula, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, The Two Jerseys, FreeFishers, Gymnostan, Pax Dracon, Transtemporal Shifts, The Solar System Scope, GI-Land, Abarri, Auphelia, Moreana, Centristvill, Jehenna, Aidenfieeld, Nowa Europa, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Hanguk-Nippon, Rebel-topia, The naked people, Volaworand, Sedunn, North Kanuckistan, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Havenfell, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Nova Montron, Beepee, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Xandev, Drystar, Herbert Island, Land Without Shrimp, Amutien, Maeiland, and 224 others.Wehraboos, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Changolandia, Dereistic, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Amerion, Yellunstryer, Zaelith, Mapico, Noveos, Corgitopiaa, Unielvan Millorvium, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Gentea, Tioloman, Doraya, Fasire, Bawkie, Besern, Holy Free, Ebonhand, United Great Holy Empire, West Pastafaria, Anserisa, Shefino, Ralphburg, South Caleblan, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Marinho Islands, Andinla, Markla, Laamiva, South Western Korea, Indolos, Myness, Myndia, Midand, Concrete Slab, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Bohenia, Tepertopia, Phanama, Enlightened Australasia, Western Fardelshufflestein, Steviland, Myhomecountry, Doundaly, Blondiesland, Blaash, Holota, Treir, Canmore, Truskawkoland, Shuckle Empire, Unojo, Eddonia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Arvan Irawer, Proctethia, Noimosini, Westenhald, NIGHTRAY, Depressed Nation, New Qafedemar, Freedoom, Skaladoria, Flaksis, Oxyliteral, Anatasha, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Uvalor, Ragabania, Kiani, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, New Sanet, Danily, Linguiniland, Tyflugian, Faria Thew, Drew Durrnil, Kricivk, Great Marsinia, Saciu, Wildweststan, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Evaburn, Erfton, GERMAN EMPIER, Yaravia, Photoplier, Virconea-Milatia, Constabul, Land of Mari, Al Madhaa, Malmsia, New American Dictatorship, Aurcania, Superioria, Nomayuki, Gonrati, Andrendia, Stella-Arga, Centia Deran, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, Of the european socialist republics, The Haughtherlands, Venezia Pacifica, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Farelonia, America Gone Wrong, Ostavaria, The Akian Islands, A Place Somewhere, Flumenvallis, Ranra, Akimera, Achemar, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, The Woragopiria, GreaterLeafland, Chernaya Zvezda, Banglazstrogaria, Sou Avida, Cucutenium, Pavel420, Eleuthelrium, Kantamaria, Great Jahar, Makinius, Quinta Caporales, Ever Testing, The republic of Konsa, Erstavik, Willing Mind, Saohoa, Ipugao, Donat Invadia, Great Lothian, Omalayia, Berusturg, Mavenu, Kristopalis86, Uunited Islands, Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Karatengisa, Tur Monkadzii, Villa Caruso, Altnavia, Bonobiana, Alienware Keyboards, Swinlorway, Eastern Bahia, The Dalmaric Coast, Albeville, Brazilian impero2, Sinhsey, Goom Bay, Martiland, Esterwood, Demicity, Leighester, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Paganan, Tupolov, Bavaristan, Leimarite Empire, Some Great Peope, Kremony, The Island of Sorna, South Pernambuco, Kingdom of Dumas, Nidon, Froshar, Avacquer, Auviantan Outh Islands, Idealismm, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Jurubeba, Zataras, Greneria, Blancemon, Karimata, Saint Roberts, ARIAPOLIS01, Lauramerica, Melayu Federation, TescoPepsi, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Khal Papax, Fiparna, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Shintoese, Allo Islan Knius, United States of Vietnam, Gennaretia, UGD, Distalkis, Kaldosky, Maine and Anjou, Lynxaion, Antwerpen1, Shoinkwishima, No moking, Eae, Bistritza, Shadeth, Merevane, Drachonic, Dugrezke, LadyRebels, Driodal, Dupanda, and Aflus.

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