The Republic of Kiasu-ism is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Everyman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 31.03 billion Kiasu-langs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 4.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiasu-lang economy, worth an astonishing 11,802 trillion Peanuts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 380,371 Peanuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Joe Everyman's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and many friends and relatives of Joe Everyman have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kiasu-ism's national animal is the Homo Kiasu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kiasu-ism is ranked 208,100^th in the world and 7,649^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.12 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.