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The Protectorate of Kievan Komondo

“Twirling Toward Freedom”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Kievan Komondo

Population924 million

CurrencyKomondo
AnimalArmadillo

The Protectorate of Kievan Komondo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 924 million Kievan Komondoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kievan Komondoan economy, worth 99.9 trillion Komondoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,097 Komondoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kievan Komondo's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kievan Komondo is ranked 45,997th in the world and 1,938th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,940.93 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,279thMost Influential: 2,400thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 11,149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,873rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,516thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,352ndMost Developed: 15,281stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,047thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,840thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,344thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,627thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,921stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 22,165thBest Weather: 22,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,510thLargest Governments: 23,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,658thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,671stLongest Average Lifespans: 23,680thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,720th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 469th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 555th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 570th in the regionNudest: 624th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 747th in the regionMost Influential: 845th in the regionMost Developed: 857th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 882nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 891st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 971st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 972nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kievan Komondo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kievan Komondo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Komondo, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Komondo, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Komondo, glossy adverts featuring baby's first puff adorn mothers' magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Komondo, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Komondo, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Kievan Komondo was endorsed by The Reformed State of Centrialand.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Komondo, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Komondo, young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 170 » The Peoples Republic of Kyle, New Lakemba, Shibutani, Aerilia, Great Bights Mum, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Crusadam, Orado, Navsland, Hamerica, Former English Colony, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, Brucklania, Bankowiata, Empy, Pytong, Joodey, The Stratosphere Islands, Notyoutopia, Sundred, Maclare, Dreadton, Yaorozu, Dar es Saalam, Kazoo Basin, Sikol, North Bratislava, Imperial Pieserged, Dabarastan, Maratabat, Kranostav, Corfad, The Rhein States, Newpromisedland, Guer Aike, Zzozona, The Pantheons, Chips and Guac, Interdimensional Zone, Shadowrik, Cretox State, Kragsgale, Venicea, Pasargad, Loutsland, Siwale, Wineclaw, Heilhum Imperius, and 120 others.Eri-Maqa-Ena, WeKnow, Frances Francis the First of France, Sevinland, Kocherian, Territorio di Nessuno, Yellops, Xipher, Leewood, Godwanna, Votak Matim, Draconian Progression, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Sunto, Outer Shenendoah, Omnistria, Khoik, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Valentine Z, Timothea, East Akra, Slyakanya, Selfgradatude, Holy Oranz, Odelinor, Yokciq Empire, Andexia, Ethnon, 1 very fast endotarter, Sil Dorsett, Free Atlantis, Republica Guilleana, The Pleiads, Fauzjhia, Ravendi, Seenvorland, Nodnarb, Innocentic, Daiz, Tvers, Kostbone, Climeria, Ozstan, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Colfes, Gendirt, Pallaith, Port Naga, The Iron Lions, Svenskskit, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Illusia and Neverendia, El Fiji Grande, Star Kingdom, Xagill, Xentherida, Hyphen, Nalver And, Runeda, A Salmon Named Harold, Wilkshire, Planes, Gafflebag, Madjack, The Endless Eventide, Patrician, Vyata Temor, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, KhalChicken, Wisconsota, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Ellbonnia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Minich, Figyjharli, Maott, Folenz, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Wapistan, Travislavania, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Simone Republic, Super Girl, Xyrron, Clan Spaniel, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Uzbek Khan, Alexander the Magnus, Steampunk Ariel, Mon Island, Religioncord, ForestMythal, Allevania, Tyirza, Siberian Workforce, Defense For The World Assembly, Tsandonown, Seanat, Britle, New Celoveniortan, and Centrialand.

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