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The Imperium of Kievan Rosiya

“Memento mori”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Lazarus

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Kievan Rosiya

Population2.781 billion

CapitalKyyiv
LeaderKatyusha Matryoshka
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyRublo
AnimalCorvo

The Imperium of Kievan Rosiya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Katyusha Matryoshka with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.781 billion Kievan Rosiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyyiv. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kievan Rosiyan economy, worth 21.6 trillion Rubloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 7,769 Rubloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, hotels often double as quarantine zones, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kievan Rosiya's national animal is the Corvo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Kievan Rosiya is ranked 272,907th in the world and 6,844th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.79 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 160thMost Conservative: 244thMost Extreme: 532ndMost Income Equality: 616thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,673rdMost Primitive: 3,805thTop
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Safest: 14,853rdMost Devout: 16,476thMost Pacifist: 16,834thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,891stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,127thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,779thLowest Crime Rates: 25,046thMost Patriotic: 27,093rd
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 148th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 161st in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 624th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kievan Rosiya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Rosiya, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Kievan Rosiya's influence in Lazarus rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Kievan Rosiya's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kievan Rosiya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Kievan Rosiya changed its national currency to "Rublo" and its nation type to "Imperium".
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Rosiya, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Rosiya, hotels often double as quarantine zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Rosiya, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Kievan Rosiya, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero.

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