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The Republic of Kiiwiiiii

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: 666

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Kiiwiiiii

Population24.224 billion

CapitalHoly Waterville
LeaderBishop Incense
FaithChristianity

Currencykii
Animalwii

The Republic of Kiiwiiiii is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bishop Incense with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.224 billion Kiiwiiiiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Waterville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.1%.

The strong Kiiwiiiiian economy, worth 896 trillion kiis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,991 kiis, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Only the wealthy vote, Kiiwiiiii has designated Holy Waterville as its capital city, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and Bishop Incense has just been declared ruler of Kiiwiiiii in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kiiwiiiii's national animal is the wii, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kiiwiiiii is ranked 100,405th in the world and 1st in 666 for Largest Retail Industry, scoring zero on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Stationary: 511thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 3,400thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,450thMost Influential: 7,231stTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 12,697thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,606th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kiiwiiiii was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : Kiiwiiiii was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Kiiwiiiii instituted Lockdown Zombie Border Control in 666.
  • : Kiiwiiiii suppressed a post on the 666 Regional Message Board.
  • : Kiiwiiiii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Kiiwiiiii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Kiiwiiiii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Kiiwiiiii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Kiiwiiiii agreed to construct embassies between 666 and Vatican II.
  • : Kiiwiiiii was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.

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