The Republic of Kijiji ya Kikale is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 592 million Kijiji ya Kikaleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nji ya Uhuru. The average income tax rate is 32.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kijiji ya Kikalean economy, worth 33.1 trillion pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,867 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kijiji ya Kikale's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kijiji ya Kikale is ranked 168,896^th in the world and 1^st in RIUVV for Largest Populations, with 592 million Capita.