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The Lunar Corporatocracy of Kijsel

“We are Powerful, We are Many.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population6.639 billion

LeaderCEO Kera Mejj

AnimalMoon Rock

The Lunar Corporatocracy of Kijsel is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by CEO Kera Mejj with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.639 billion Kijsel are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunaire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kijsel economy, worth a remarkable 1,347 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 202,967 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime is totally unknown. Kijsel's national animal is the Moon Rock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kijsel is ranked 49,807th in the world and 1,413th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,001.88 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,893rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,856thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,020thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,241stLargest Black Market: 3,595thFattest Citizens: 4,156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,577thNudest: 4,773rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,828thRudest Citizens: 5,229thMost Influential: 5,311thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,370thHighest Average Incomes: 5,477thMost Efficient Economies: 6,519thSmartest Citizens: 7,335thMost Secular: 7,744thMost Developed: 7,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,948thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,162ndTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,907thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,935thMost Cultured: 9,996thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,197thHighest Economic Output: 10,360thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,538thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,003rdHighest Drug Use: 11,254thMost Inclusive: 13,231stLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,242ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,401stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,662ndLargest Governments: 13,721stLargest Gambling Industry: 14,001stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,921st
Most Scientifically Advanced: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 78th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionNudest: 115th in the regionFattest Citizens: 118th in the regionRudest Citizens: 118th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 123rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 134th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Developed: 186th in the regionMost Secular: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 214th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 218th in the regionMost Cultured: 234th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 239th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 239th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 247th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 256th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 258th in the regionMost Inclusive: 271st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 273rd in the regionLargest Governments: 322nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 328th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 330th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 348th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 390th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 464th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kijsel changed its national animal to "Moon Rock", its currency to "Credit", and its leader to "CEO Kera Mejj".
  • : Following new legislation in Kijsel, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
  • : Kijsel voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Kijsel, tour guides tell passengers that there is beautiful architecture just behind the two-hundred-foot concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kijsel, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Kijsel, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Following new legislation in Kijsel, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kijsel, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Kijsel endorsed The Crown Colony of New Wight.
  • : Kijsel endorsed The United Kingdom of Doormat to the Lord.


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