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The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Kilimanca

“Fearless and Faithful”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Mitteleuropa

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Kilimanca

Population10.648 billion

CapitalNew Williamsport
LeaderFrederick William
FaithEpiscopalian

CurrencyTaler
AnimalHarris Hawk

The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Kilimanca is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Frederick William with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.648 billion Kilimancans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Williamsport. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilimancan economy, worth a remarkable 2,167 trillion Talers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 203,582 Talers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, Kilimancan royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, and the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilimanca's national animal is the Harris Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Episcopalian.

Kilimanca is ranked 192,684th in the world and 44th in Mitteleuropa for Most Stationary, with 57.4003452082 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 933rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,046thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,121stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,233rdSafest: 1,377thHighest Food Quality: 1,555thMost Developed: 1,595thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,630thMost Inclusive: 1,664thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,671stNicest Citizens: 1,675thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,679thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,694thMost Cultured: 1,789thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,825thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,932ndSmartest Citizens: 2,020thHealthiest Citizens: 2,034thBest Weather: 2,158thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,225thLowest Crime Rates: 2,272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,533rdLargest Governments: 2,591stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,892ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,073rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,584thMost Efficient Economies: 5,098thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,315thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,181stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,490thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,953rdHighest Average Incomes: 9,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,077thHighest Economic Output: 11,088thMost Secular: 13,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,368thTop
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Most Patriotic: 18,403rdMost Income Equality: 21,650th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilimanca, the government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget'.
  • : Kilimanca voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Kilimanca, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilimanca, Kilimancan royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilimanca, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Kilimanca's influence in Mitteleuropa rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Kilimanca, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilimanca, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilimanca, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Frederick William's questionably sane new coalition partners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilimanca, the tenet of free speech is held dear.

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