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The Empire of Killer007

“Fk”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The Invaders

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Killer007

Population5.613 billion

CurrencyPoop
Animalcat

The Empire of Killer007 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.613 billion Killer007ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Killer007ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion Poops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,641 Poops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killer007's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Killer007 is ranked 143,137th in the world and 272nd in The Invaders for Most Pro-Market, scoring -68.78 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Most Secular: 492ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 820thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 971stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,567thTop
5%
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,706thLargest Governments: 2,117thLargest Black Market: 2,123rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,326thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,656thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,758thHighest Average Incomes: 2,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,885thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,979thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,030thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,250thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,339thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,549thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,692ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,833rdSmartest Citizens: 5,196thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,528thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,057thMost Efficient Economies: 7,475thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,540thMost Influential: 7,586thMost Developed: 7,695thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 9,385thHighest Economic Output: 9,757thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,107thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,396thLargest Mining Sector: 12,463rdMost Stationary: 15,490thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,004th
Top
1%
Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Killer007 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Killer007, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Killer007, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
  • : Following new legislation in Killer007, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Killer007, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Killer007 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Killer007, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Killer007, Killer007ian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one.
  • : Killer007 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Killer007, scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science.

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Rain Delay, West DEN And East Invaders, and Kamchatkia.

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