The Holy Kingdom of Killettland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by KillettRyan with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 9.89 billion Killettlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killettia. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Killettlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,413 trillion Great Golden British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,893 Great Golden British Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully', and rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killettland's national animal is the Christmas bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killettland is ranked 16,371^st in the world and 252^nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,802.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.