by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Wastelands of Killzone35

“War is coming, be prepared”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Confederation of Corrupt Dictators



Population13.612 billion

LeaderThe majestic twelve

CurrencyGold Coin
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Wastelands of Killzone35 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The majestic twelve with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.612 billion Humans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greybank. The average income tax rate is 54.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Killzone35ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,524 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,942 Gold Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, the dartboard at the Killzone35ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of The majestic twelve's face, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killzone35's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Killzone35 is ranked 75,970th in the world and 300th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Extreme, scoring 21.81 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 750thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 974thLargest Mining Sector: 1,143rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,232ndMost Avoided: 1,631stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,655thLargest Black Market: 1,662ndTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,103rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,307thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,415thFattest Citizens: 2,811thMost Devout: 3,075thHighest Average Incomes: 3,091stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,100thMost Efficient Economies: 3,138thHighest Economic Output: 3,216thLowest Crime Rates: 3,882ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,127thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,338thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,705thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,780thLargest Retail Industry: 4,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,906thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,178thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,379thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,011thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,434thLargest Governments: 7,893rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,266thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 11,309thLargest Populations: 16,392ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,809thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,341st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionFattest Citizens: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts