The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.956 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 15,615 trillion Columbuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an amazing 363,517 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and billions of Columbuses are spent to take high-quality photos of the Bunny Nebula. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 213,090^th in the world and 2^nd in Democratic Communist States for Most Authoritarian, with 539.46 milliStalins.