The Queendom of Kimmeragh is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 17.373 billion Kimmeraghians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Kimmeraghian economy, worth 543 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 31,281 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kimmeragh's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kimmeragh is ranked 57,940^th in the world and 1^st in Detroit for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.22 law-abiding acts per hour.