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The Queendom of Kindjal

Kindjal was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 298

“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Groland

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Kindjal

Population38.17 billion

LeaderKindjal

Currencykin
Animalcat

The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.17 billion Kindjalis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,144 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 239,570 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 1,142nd in the world and 1st in Groland for Highest Poor Incomes, with 215,335.01 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Average Incomes: 3,781stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,070thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Kindjal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the lactose-intolerant are force-fed cheese products with predictably gassy results.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.

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