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The Queendom of Kindjal

Kindjal was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 298

“Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Groland

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Kindjal

Population41.796 billion

LeaderKindjal

Currencykin
Animalcat

The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kindjal with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 41.796 billion Kindjalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 8,804 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 210,665 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, and the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 273,201st in the world and 29th in Groland for Most Patriotic, with 0.26 flags saluted per person per day.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 1stMost Pacifist: 1stLowest Crime Rates: 1stNicest Citizens: 1stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1stBest Weather: 1stSafest: 1stLargest Governments: 1stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1stLongest Average Lifespans: 3rdSmartest Citizens: 3rdMost Inclusive: 4thHealthiest Citizens: 5thHighest Food Quality: 6thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 27thLargest Welfare Programs: 54thMost Advanced Public Transport: 63rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 71stLargest Populations: 147thMost Cultured: 195thMost Secular: 201stMost Advanced Public Education: 205thMost Stationary: 265thHighest Economic Output: 808thMost Rebellious Youth: 916thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 964thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,512thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,890thMost Influential: 1,896thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,111thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 6,443rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,897thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,007th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the police have been swamped with requests to stay up past bedtime.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Kindjal, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Kindjal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Kindjal voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Borrin Quen, Amadar, La Jackson, Khavvkhnsjnjiekh, Lacovia, Xposfera, France Communiste, Taumin, and Pepsi colaa.

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