The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 47.228 billion Kindjalis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 8,548 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 181,001 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Kindjal wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, parents dread their examinations more than their children, home renovation projects take decades to complete, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 315,986^th in the world and 20^th in Groland for Most Primitive, scoring -1192.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.