The Queendom of Kindjal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kindjal with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 44.721 billion Kindjalis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Kindjalian economy, worth a remarkable 9,692 trillion kins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 216,723 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kindjal to meetings with foreign heads of state, and helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindjal's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kindjal is ranked 292,920^th in the world and 13^th in Groland for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -131.18 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.