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The Mysterious Airship of King Carl

“No it is not”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Hattrick

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King Carl

Population43.859 billion

CapitalKing Carl City
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencylats
Animalgreat leopard

The Mysterious Airship of King Carl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 43.859 billion King Carlians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King Carl City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient King Carlian economy, worth an astonishing 26,737 trillion lats a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 609,619 lats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The finest dining experience in King Carl is chakra-infused grass, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. King Carl's national animal is the great leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

King Carl is ranked 202,565th in the world and 1st in Hattrick for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -1.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thMost Stationary: 23rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38thMost Avoided: 40thLowest Crime Rates: 50thHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 55thHighest Average Incomes: 196thLargest Retail Industry: 264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 287thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 377thMost Patriotic: 640thMost Efficient Economies: 701stLargest Populations: 835thHighest Poor Incomes: 913thLargest Black Market: 950thLargest Governments: 1,220thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,891stRudest Citizens: 1,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,015thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,219thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,769thTop
5%
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,126thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,273rdMost Influential: 5,411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,090thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,638thMost Developed: 7,897thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,381stMost Secular: 8,556thFattest Citizens: 9,213thMost Authoritarian: 12,013thNudest: 12,851stSmartest Citizens: 12,914thMost Conservative: 14,047thHealthiest Citizens: 15,009thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,380thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,682ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,536th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left.
  • : King Carl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, the finest dining experience in King Carl is chakra-infused grass.
  • : King Carl was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in King Carl, the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients.
  • : King Carl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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