The Former 14 Day Governor State of King HEM is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by HEM Tiberius with a fair hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 38.571 billion Europeians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legionaires. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 5,059 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,180 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later, and the news is showing footage of HEM Tiberius bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King HEM's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

King HEM is ranked 183,060^th in the world and 625^th in Europeia for Most Conservative, scoring 50.75 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.