“And now, Ducks.”
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
|Leader||Bowser Bernard Junior|
The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bowser Bernard Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.288 billion Koopa Troops are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowser City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.
The strong a Koopa Troop economy, worth 250 trillion Mario Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,526 Mario Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, glamping Koopa Troops won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Koopa's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unknown.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Republic of Catillos.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Empire of B H A R A T.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Official State of Official State of Landland.
- : King Koopa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nudest.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Psychological Care.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Mighty Building Material of Concrete Slab.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Empire of Andinla.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Midaic Republic of Midand.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Confederacy of Nookington.
- : King Koopa was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Myness.
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