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The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa

“And now, Ducks.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: the South Pacific


King Koopa

Population4.288 billion

CapitalBowser City
LeaderBowser Bernard Junior

CurrencyMario Coin

The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Bowser Bernard Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.288 billion Koopa Troops are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowser City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The strong a Koopa Troop economy, worth 250 trillion Mario Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,526 Mario Coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, glamping Koopa Troops won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Koopa's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unknown.

King Koopa is ranked 108,556th in the world and 3,906th in the South Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 45.22 on the Rand Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,516thTop
Nudest: 2,125thMost Influential: 2,472ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,603rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,435thMost Devout: 19,026th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 61st in the regionNudest: 69th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 303rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 413th in the regionMost Stationary: 445th in the regionLargest Black Market: 514th in the regionMost Devout: 598th in the regionLargest Populations: 620th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 672nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 762nd in the regionBest Weather: 763rd in the region

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