The Republic of King Ploobis is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Ploobis with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 20.956 billion King Ploobisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ploobis City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.4%.

The thriving King Ploobisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,583 trillion ploobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,565 ploobs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,432 per year while the poor average 19,831, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it, interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBKP Governor goes house hunting, and businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Ploobis's national animal is the Forest Ploob, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

King Ploobis is ranked 286,336^th in the world and 2^nd in Wolverton Mountain for Most Authoritarian, with 117.67 milliStalins.