“May our Gods save us, for we are doomed.” NONE
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The Monarchy alliance
The Provisional Administration of Kingdom Of Casetaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by NONE with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.243 billion Casetarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casetaria City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Casetarian economy, worth 321 trillion Vulenskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,498 Vulenskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Casetarian Hungry Games, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kingdom Of Casetaria's national animal is the Doggo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kingdom Of Casetaria relocated from Northeast Atlantic to The Monarchy alliance.
- : Kingdom Of Casetaria lodged a message on the Northeast Atlantic Regional Message Board.
- : Kingdom Of Casetaria relocated from The Monarchy alliance to Northeast Atlantic.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Casetarian Hungry Games.
- : Kingdom Of Casetaria was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Casetaria, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.
- : Kingdom Of Casetaria relocated from The Graveyard to The Monarchy alliance.
- : Kingdom Of Casetaria lodged a message on the The Graveyard Regional Message Board.
Endorsements Received: None.