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The Provisional Administration of Kingdom Of Casetaria

“May our Gods save us, for we are doomed.” NONE

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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Monarchy alliance


Kingdom Of Casetaria

Population2.243 billion

CapitalCasetaria City


The Provisional Administration of Kingdom Of Casetaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by NONE with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.243 billion Casetarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casetaria City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Casetarian economy, worth 321 trillion Vulenskas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Retail, Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 143,498 Vulenskas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Casetarian Hungry Games, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kingdom Of Casetaria's national animal is the Doggo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Kingdom Of Casetaria is ranked 228,412th in the world and 45th in The Monarchy alliance for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Subsidized Industry: 272ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,037thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,328thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,379thTop
Most Avoided: 2,909thHighest Crime Rates: 2,922ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,563rdFattest Citizens: 4,654thMost Efficient Economies: 5,006thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,427thLargest Black Market: 6,045thNudest: 6,155thLargest Retail Industry: 6,476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,727thMost Secular: 10,393rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,486thLargest Mining Sector: 11,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,410thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,924thMost Armed: 13,024thHighest Average Incomes: 15,725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,432ndLargest Governments: 20,977thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,631stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,160th
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the region

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