The Grand Anglo State of Kingdom of Englands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor James with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.097 billion Englandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 913 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,165 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lending money has become a major liability, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", the tightness of border controls in Kingdom of Englands leave a little to be desired, and drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps". Crime is totally unknown. Kingdom of Englands's national animal is the Pikachu-Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pikachuism.

Kingdom of Englands is ranked 24,460^th in the world and 18^th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,946.86 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.